We all know Kristen is tall due to her frequent stumbles and gas station blow-up doll arms. I guess Kristen has a thing for 5”11 guys- both James and her ex Tom Sandoval are about the same height. Lala’s 5”7, not surprising as her whole thing is being perfect physically. GIF provided by Pinterest.Īriana is one of those girls who is so tiny that you assume she was born premature, but it turns out she’s 5”5 *tears well up in eyes over how someone can be so skinny and also above average height-wise*. Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t male models break six feet? Even America’s Next Top Model had height requirements before Tyra went all “everyone is beautiful”. I’m confused- I thought these people were all models. It’s not surprising to me that Sandoval, clearly the most metrosexual of his guy friends, is also the shortest at 5”11. But he’s six one!! Tom Sandoval Height Tom Sandoval. Sure, he couldn’t last as a Pump bartender for more than five minutes and sure, he repeatedly cheats on his wife and then “doesn’t remember”. Ugh, I love him so much despite his general ineptitude. However, I guess I should start relating to her now, as we’re both 5”6 white women with blogs. I don’t have much to say about this because it’s Katie, and there’s not much to say about her in general. If not height, what is he so god damn insecure about? I’d say he needs a therapist, but we’ve been down that road before (I’m looking at you, Kelsey Patel). Resident sociopath Jax Taylor is six feet tall, which surprises me because he has crazy, short man Tom Cruise energy, especially when he’s on coke. It’s the perfect height: tall enough so that most clothes look good on you, but not so tall that you tower over prospective beaus (pun intended with respect to her current boyfriend Beau, who I am in love with). Stassi is a cool 5”7, which is about as tall as I would’ve expected. Stassi Schroeder Height Stassi Schroeder. Six.Īfter these shocking realizations, I knew I had to find out how tall the Vanderpump kids are. And Ron, of “you traumatized me Ronnie” fame? Five. The dreamy Keto Guido Vinnie Guadagnino? The same. This fact hit me hard when I learned of the Jersey Shore cast’s heights. One of the major issues with watching people on TV instead of meeting them in person is that you have no idea how tall anyone is.
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